Starring: Tilda Swinton, Vincent D'Onofrio, Keanu Reeves, Lou Pucci. As if growing up in nondescript Middle America wasn't enough of a bitch already, Lou Pucci's Justin Cobb has plenty more on his plate:

Wha'happened? is Jack LaFontaine (Fred Willard in 'A Mighty Wind')'s favourite catchphrase. And mine too, as of now.