In its way, more baffling than the nutty Inland Empire and Obsession put together, Shelley Long plays a wannabe female Hamlet, Bette Midler a wannabe porn actress, as they share a humiliating Stanislavskian method acting class, and, well...

Starring: Tilda Swinton, Vincent D'Onofrio, Keanu Reeves, Lou Pucci. As if growing up in nondescript Middle America wasn't enough of a bitch already, Lou Pucci's Justin Cobb has plenty more on his plate: