Funny Old Web: E-petitions at number10.gov.uk – democracy in action

We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to make it legal to push a saveloy in and out of a big bowl of blancmange whilst singing 'rock me amadeus' by falco. And while you’re about it, why not Ensure the PRESERVATION OF PEACE IN SPACE.

Also, ban Dog Washing machines.

Saveloy petition spotted by @shanerichmond